
Music sound so much better driving at night.
Fact^
Travel Posters for Lazy People
I need these on my room walls~
(via dondarrions)
How sweet.
But really. Be yourself. That’d be preferred.
Now, I’m not saying I wouldn’t do all these things for my girlfriend if I had one, but why do I never see posts similar to this for guys? I mean, again, not to say we shouldn’t do these things, but relationships aren’t a one-way street. I feel like we get the short end of the stick for this stuff ):/endrant
^THIS. YOU READ MY MIND!
Somewhere, out there, there’s an Asari grandmother talking to her grandchildren, saying “Hey kids, did I ever tell you about this time I sent an encrypted message to the humans 35 years ago, and they STILL don’t know where it came from?”

Sauron: “BITCH I’M FABULOUS! LOOK AT THIS RING I MADE, THIS MOTHERFUCKING RING THAT I PUT MY SOUL INTO!”
(via ranshaw)
- If a clock gets hungry it goes back four seconds.
- Once you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen the mall.
- Acupuncture is a jab well done.
- Jumping off a Paris bridge makes you in Seine.
- Bakers trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
- Your calendar’s days are numbered.
- I break into song if I can’t find the key.
- A dyslexic poet writes inverse.
(via anfauxxx)








